Wake Up and Feast on Gossip: First Your House Falls, Then Mine

[Absurdity] [Comedy] [Gossip] [Cheesy Pick-Up Lines] [Meme References]

Ma Le accidentally acquired a Gossip System that nudged her to hunt down juicy gossip every day. She'd met a woman who fed her husband sow-fertility drugs, and a super handsome guy who sold his body to make ends meet.

Sometimes she thought people's standards couldn't get any lower, but the Gossip System kept leading her to discover just how low humanity could go.

Faced with this deranged world, Ma Le was simply speechless.

"Hey, sis, send me some money. A kangaroo broke my bones."

"Help! A cattle reseller trampled my leg and broke it."

"Good girl, let Mom borrow your boyfriend for a while."

"Their whole family took growth hormones. Even the mother-in-law's face is about to give birth."

When it came to gossip, each story was more explosive than the last. It seemed Ma Le's generation were the only ones who'd taken a class in moral education.