Global Live Broadcast: Crazy! You Call This Revealing

"The whole school blocked my door just to submit resumes to aliens" ——"Classmate, is there a shortage of corpses in your research institute? Alien ones!" Eighteen-year-old Zhang Gaobu skipped class for the first time in his life, and was given an "ET gift package" by the system: Gray skin, no thumbs, and a head so big it can be used as a WiFi hotspot. He originally wanted to hide in the dormitory in a low profile, but the novice protection period had just expired—— The live broadcast was delayed and the "global view" was clicked. The whole school watched all night long, and the barrage came out: "Good guy, this alien looks as crazy as my math teacher!" I thought it was a popularization of knowledge. Result—— The "Drake formula" calculates twelve thousand civilizations, The beautiful professor died on the spot: "Classmate, are you sure you didn't travel from the future to cause trouble?" Barrage: "I originally came in to scold the liar, but now I'm kneeling and calling the teacher!" "Anchor, please don't turn off the live broadcast. My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch advanced mathematics!" "Qin Shihuang: I hid the matter of my UFO ride so deeply, and you uncovered it?" What's even more outrageous is—— Tsinghua and Peking University called me overnight: "Classmate, do you want to transfer to another school? The kind with a degree room!" Chinese Academy of Sciences Preparatory Class: "Are you coming? The academician will be your class teacher!" Master Chen and Master Su rushed to accept disciples: "Close disciples, go sideways in the ancient literature circle!" Zhang Gaobu: I just want to find out whether aliens are the "former homeowners" of the earth. Why has the entire internet been labeled an "alien researcher monk"? High energy warning This book comes with a "knowledge buff", After reading, it is very easy to develop the dual personality of "raising one's head to ask the sky and lowering one's head to calculate formulas". Aliens have collectively complained: "Stop stripping, there are no panties left!"