[A righteous, upstanding protagonist] [Everyone is shameless] [No limits] [Light-hearted, but not for the faint of heart] [Ensemble cast] ...
“Master Ling, your sect has won multiple honors for a hundred years running, including ‘Most Shameless Sect in the Immortal World,’ ‘Most Hated Sect in the Immortal World,’ and ‘The Sect No One Wants to Join.’ Any thoughts?”
Ling Yu held a pile of trophies.
“We're very grateful for everyone's love and support. We'll work even harder from now on.”
“Whoosh!” “Smack!”
(A pile of rotten eggs and torn leaves flew at her.)
“I'd like to thank our Sixth Elder. She used to be a man, but for the happiness of all the single male cultivators, she resolutely became a woman. Just look how beautiful she is. Sure, she still has a few physical imperfections, but that doesn't matter. Being the same gender is politically correct, and we have to be respectful!”
“Whoosh!” “Smack!” “Whoosh!” “Smack!”
(Even more rotten eggs and torn leaves flew at her.)
“For this, I especially want to thank our Third Elder. He works day and night to raise the birth rate of the cultivation world, and it's no easy job. So, all you male cultivators out there, open your eyes and look at the world. Don't be so stingy. It's only a cultivation partner, so just share!”
“Boom!”
Ling Yu was buried beneath rotten eggs and leaves!
