[Protagonist Wei Guangzheng] [All members are shameless] [No lower limit] [Light taste, cautious with a glass heart] [Group portrait]...
"Sect Master Ling, your sect has won many awards including "The Most Shameless Sect in All Immortals", "The Most Hated Sect in All Immortals", "The Sect Most Wanted to Go in All Immortals"... For hundreds of consecutive years. What do you think?"
Ling Yu held a pile of trophies.
"Thank you all for your love. We will work harder in the future."
"Phew!" "Pah!"
(A pile of rotten eggs and tattered leaves were thrown over.)
"I want to thank our sixth elder. He used to be a boy, but for the sake of the happiness of single male Taoists, he decided to become a girl. Look how beautiful she is. Although she still has some minor physical defects, it doesn't matter, because homosexuality is politically correct and we must respect it!"
"Boom!" "Bah!" "Bah!" "Bah!"
(More rotten eggs and tattered leaves were thrown in.)
"For this, I would like to express special thanks to our third elder. He works day and night to contribute to the fertility rate of the immortal world. It is very hard. So, all male Taoist friends, please open your eyes and see the world. Don't be so stingy. Aren't you just Taoists? Just give it!"
"Boom!"
Ling Yu was drowned in rotten eggs and rotten leaves!
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