Don't Get It Twisted, We're Really Not Space Pirates

A Warframe spin-off.

I was so bored in my hamster cage that I couldn't stop bouncing off the walls. Then I had a sudden idea: Hey, I'm just sitting around anyway, so why not write a novel? And that's how this book came about. I'll write as much as I feel like, and there are loads of plot holes. I hope I manage to put someone through the wringer.