[Cultivation] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [No System]
Lin Feng, a chemistry nerd, causes an explosion by mixing the wrong proportions of reagents, and his soul transmigrates to the world of cultivation.
While everyone else cultivates immortality through talent, he does it with his vital blood.
Thanks to its miraculous power, he not only tames raging heavenly fire, but also awakens one mighty sealed being after another. Each is an old-timer from the cultivation world, and they teach him everything they know, helping his strength soar.
Sword Venerable Guiyi: "Heh heh, Young Lin, my Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation needs another ten thousand drops of your vital blood to awaken its spirit."
Demon Lord Wuji: "Heh heh, kid, my tribulation-transcending puppet is almost finished. I still need fifty thousand drops of your vital blood."
Nine Heavens Mystic Flame: "Heh... heh, you clod! I'm about to evolve into a god-tier flame, see? I need a whole hundred thousand drops, so hurry it up!"
Lin Feng was speechless. "What the hell! You old bastards are going to drain me dry!"
"Ahem."
"Elder Jie, you too?"
Divine Lord Zaohua gave an awkward smile.
"Heh heh, Young Lin, my elixir of eternal life is almost ready. You always wanted to live forever, didn't you? One million drops. There's only one in the whole cultivation world!"
"Get lost, you bloodsucking old monsters! I helped you all be reborn, and now you suck me dry like this? I might as well give up cultivating immortality!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh!"
"What the hell are you doing? Don't come any closer!"
