Hey, man, how can you steam that too?
Hahahaha! Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake!
I said hit the brakes! What did you think I meant?
This is a story about Santa Claus, who kept yelling "Brake! Brake! Brake!" because his reindeer were running too fast.
Huh? What are you even saying?
I thought you meant a speed bump! Take it up with my reindeer! Not even Jesus could stop them!
This story is entirely fictional. The author wrote it after eating a Pinhaofan meal, working the night shift for thirty days straight, visiting the Geleshaan Nursing Home, Aoyama Gosho, Whirlpool Woman, I Killed Her For Real Pangolin, and the auntie from Calabash Brothers.
