TV Universe Crossover: Yang Tao Gets Drunk from the Start

My name is Jiang Chen. I’ve been around the underworld for seven or eight years, and I’ve finally made it to the point where I’m “wearing the yellow robe”!

That’s right, I’m a proud food-delivery guy~

Over the years, I’ve seen all kinds of things: husbands cheating, wives calling someone over to fix a leaking pipe, and even mass texts asking “big brother” to order takeout for them~

I haven’t experienced every bizarre and colorful side of society myself, but I’ve seen far too much…

At last, after seven years of hard work, I’ve helped the girlfriend I started dating in high school become a graduate student who stayed on at her university!

I was sure I’d soon get the love I’d been waiting for.

But what did I see today?

My precious first love got into a stranger’s BMW… I called to confront her, and she said, “I’m busy. I’ll call you back in a bit~”

If I hadn’t seen them hugging, I might’ve fucking believed her…

I’m an adult. I want to let go! I don’t want to go hysterical. I don’t want to run over there and confront her like a madman.

I just want to save a shred of dignity for myself, the last bit I have left!

Just then, I got a text.

“Jiang Chen, thank you for everything you’ve done for me over the years. But we’re not right for each other…”

Ha! Not right for each other!

Seven years…

Still, she texted me before leaving with another man, so I guess I can’t say I’ve been cheated on…

The hopeless romantic has awakened!!! From now on, I’ll never believe in love again!

A stubborn energy surged through my body, and I seemed to see a ray of light~

Then I was sent flying by a car.

Then I transmigrated~

At first, I thought this was just God giving me a chance to start over! But I soon realized something was wrong with this world…