You Good-for-Nothing, You Became a God by Boosting Your Kidney Health?

[System + hilarious memes + feel-good power fantasy + sound values + not mindless + school life + no harem + not mindless]

Twenty years ago, two forces battled above Blue Star. At the brink of ascension, Lord Lingguang blew himself up, bringing about the fall of the gods.

Divine blood rained down on Blue Star, nourishing all living things. Spiritual qi revival began, and humanity entered an era of cultivation for all.

Wan Si: “My back aches, my ears are ringing, and I’m sweating cold. System, hurry up and restock my ammo.”

System: “Right away, boss! Your [Naughty Delights] gift pack has been delivered.

Congratulations! You’ve received: [10 Nine-Colored Deer Antlers] [10 Mighty Donkey Treasures] [10 Plump, Long, Beautiful Oysters].”

A beautiful school belle in yoga pants: “Wan Si, maybe we could team up?”

Wan Si: “No way! I’m completely spent!”

Liu Huaqiang, holding a watermelon knife: “Bro, just tell me who to take down! Worst case, I die. Just don’t cut off my balls.”

Wan Si: “Relax. There aren’t many animals like me!”

Lord Lingguang, the Vermilion Bird: “Will you come with me, or shall I make you?”

Wan Si: “Goddess, I’ll leave my cultivation to you from now on!”