Anime Crossover: The Senju Family’s Values

[Crossover + Crack Pairings + Ensemble Cast + Absurdity + Plot Derailment + Roleplay]

CP: Senju Tobirama x Sakamoto Ginko

The Ginko in this story is a female actress from the Gintama cast, playing a gender-swapped Gintoki.

Ginko: Good grief, this is weird. Why is Senju Tobirama from Naruto together with Sakamoto Ginko from Gintama?

Tobirama: Anyway, we’re together, and the setting is that we’re childhood friends.

Ginko is the incarnation of the Dragon Vein on the Naruto planet.

Tobirama is always one step away from becoming a god. Sometimes he’s one step away from becoming the God of Despair, sometimes the God of Time and Space. Most of the time, he insists he’s an ordinary ninja (probably).

Ginko: Tobirama, bad news. You’re so powerful that your screen time has been cut.

Tobirama: I’ll have to find a way to sneak into the scenes as a golden finger for the extras.

Ginko: It’s so tragic for a male lead to only get screen time by acting as a golden finger for other people!

Tobirama: Plan B: I’m just an ordinary ninja.

Ginko: What kind of ordinary ninja are you, you idiot? Apologize to all the ninjas!

The family consists of a pair of glasses, a dog (probably), and that’s it.

Senju Koi: No, there are also two children! Don’t ignore the most important members of the family, you idiot!

The first rule of the honeymoon trip is: Even if you have to grit your teeth, you must protect characterizations that fit the world setting. No going out of character.

Ginko: Tobirama, are you a human or a cursed spirit in the Jujutsu cast?

Tobirama: A hybrid, no, an ordinary ninja.

Ginko: Stop insisting you’re an ordinary ninja, you idiot.