Jiang Xiaoshuai got a System that could transform anything in the world. He turned the trash at a garbage dump into Imperial Green jadeite and made a fortune!
But just as he was getting ready to enjoy the good life, the System sent him to a strange cultivation world ruled by real immortals!
There, he was practically cheating: by breaking down trees and soil, he could synthesize pills, magical treasures, and even phones, guns and ammunition, drones, robotic dogs, and nuclear bombs...
A Foundation Establishment cultivator? Take this, a Switchblade drone! A Golden Core cultivator? An anti-tank missile! A Nascent Soul cultivator? Then we’ll have to settle this with nuclear annihilation!
Watch as he single-handedly throws the once peaceful and idyllic cultivation world into chaos!
Many years later, Tianyuan City, at the heart of the Immortal Spirit Continent, was busier than ever.
A dense crowd surrounded a massive stage in the city square, while cultivators packed the sky, hovering overhead.
“Welcome, fellow cultivators, to the launch of the latest ‘Rice 15 Phone’! Let’s give a warm round of applause to Jiang, the Great Sword Immortal and founder of ‘Rice Phones.’”
There were plenty of people watching, but the applause was sparse. Anyone who did clap was quickly silenced by a glare from the person beside them.
Not one of the cultivators in the air cheered him on. Every one of them was gritting their teeth and clenching their fists, and some had already silently drawn their magical treasures and flying swords.
Their auras surged as they glared at the grand stage below.
They were all waiting for that despicable immortal Jiang to make his entrance…
It's okay to write humorous novels in this style, but this cultivation novel doesn't feel good and doesn't look good.