After I Die, Will They All Regret It? Then You Die First

【No dragging things out while slaughtering scum + satisfying revenge + in-your-face takedowns + multiple worlds】 After a stroke of luck early one morning, she got bound to some inexplicable System. It said she had to survive 999 novels before she could return to the real world. That demand was already enough to make Bu Jia lose it. But! Wait! Why are there so many trashy books about “XX regrets it after I die”?! She gets thrown straight into the role of some doomed, miserable heroine. How is she supposed to survive this? Do those nutjobs in the books think they can play Granny Meng and hand out memory-erasing soup in the underworld? They only learn to cherish the child after it dies. They might as well change their name to Auntie Meng! Bu Jia snapped. If they wanted to mess with her, then nobody was getting off easy! Her golden finger required an equivalent exchange? Fine. She’d trade those scumbags’ health, wealth, and good fortune to live a good life. That was far more useful than their fake regret and tears. In her world, there are no groveling exes, sisters, or fathers begging for forgiveness. There’s only a slaughterhouse for scum! Regret, tears, and begging for mercy? Forgiveness is God’s job. She’s only here to send scum to meet Him. Let it all burn! Just die already!!!!!!