Transmigrate to the Cultivation World and Bind the More Children, More Blessings System

Shen Zhiyuan, a modern-day office drone, loves nothing more than reading web novels. One day, he picks up a book called "Married into a Cultivation Family, Ready to Roam the World". Its protagonist, Lin Junchi, has poor aptitude and fails to join a sect, only to be tricked into becoming a live-in son-in-law to a powerful family. From there, he embarks on a womanizing spree, constantly adding women to his harem and having children. Every woman he meets is expected to bear him a child. The author drags this story out to eight million words, repeatedly going on hiatus and padding the word count, all the while writing about how impossibly cool and domineering the protagonist is and how women throw themselves at him. In the end, the protagonist’s children are everywhere across the cultivation world, and he rules it with an iron fist! Furious, Shen Zhiyuan floods the comments with insults: “Is the author illiterate? What kind of values are these?! This author is trash, this novel is trash! This System is trash!” The moment he finishes typing, a surge of electricity shoots through his mind, and Shen Zhiyuan promptly blacks out. When he wakes up, he discovers that the System he cursed has bound itself to him.