You Shot Down All of Eagle Sauce's Satellites, and You Call This a Toy?

By Order: Recall All Chinese Transmigrators, System Owners, and Reborn People

Hear this order: summon back every transmigrator, System owner, and reborn person in Huaxia. Make the Great Emperors our soldiers, the Heavenly Dao our generals, and Hongmeng our commander. Unseal the Mountains and Seas, summon the Underworld, call forth the Heavenly Court, and kill without mercy! What novel is this from?

A Novel Where Someone Orders a Model Plane but Gets a Real One Instead

I remember a novel where the protagonist wakes up to find that prices have dropped. They order a model airplane online, but an actual plane arrives. I think there were also livestreams where they helped people with relationship problems and did extreme parkour, and stuff like that. Does anyone know the title? Please help!!

A Single Dad and a Little Kid Riding a Tiger Deep in the Mountains, Caught on Livestream