
Weak Actor? the White Crane Boy Scares the Big Black Buddha to Urinate
戏子弱?白鹤童子,吓尿大黑佛母
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- Ongoing
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- 2.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 2mo ago
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- Fanqie
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I didn't expect King Beria to be so talented
It's pretty good... To say the least. Not too shocking, just a bit funny. Since the author may not have had contact with girls or women, he wanted to portray a sexy supporting actress. I was almost halfway through the movie and almost finished it, but I didn't even remember the girl's name clearly. I remembered that as soon as she appeared on the scene, she must have sexy black stockings, plump breasts and long legs, and pay attention to the protagonist. I would like to call her a sexy lady in black stockings. …. It's actually kind of funny.
Although you can invite gods at no cost, this setting is a bit inconsistent with traditional culture. It is recommended to add a setting for offering incense. Maybe I've watched too many Hong Kong movies, but I think it's better to add an offering. The gods may not need incense, but offering is a sign of respect. The gods in traditional Chinese mythology can basically find their prototypes in history. This kind of offering represents respecting gods and ancestors (actually, I personally think that "Xian" in "Xian" Yintong refers to ancestors, and immortals refer to those immortal ancestors. It is also the Chinese people's wishes for those ancestors. After all, the prototypes of those immortal gods are historical figures who have done merit to the Chinese people)
It's great. It has mythology, history, and some traditional culture. The overall writing style is complete and there are not too many boring parts. I support the author to continue writing and continue to write wonderful content for readers to watch. Come on [love]
That year, I was 9 years old and she was 11 years old. I told her that I would marry her in the future. She also answered me very naughtily, "Okay!" That year, I was 12 years old and she was 14 years old. She was a head taller than me, so I raised my head and told her that I liked her. She listened blankly, said nothing, then turned her head and stopped looking at me. That year, I was 18 years old and she was 20 years old. I have been working outside the home for a year. She also attended a key university. I love you, I can't say it out loud anymore, I can only keep this love in my heart. Because I feel like I'm not good enough for her at all. I wrote down everything I wanted to say to her in my diary, and I will tell her when I am worthy of her. I didn't meet her in the next four years, and I heard that she had found a good job. But what I care more about is whether she is a wife and a mother. Gradually my work got on the right track. Never be embarrassed by money again. When I met her on the street by chance, I thought we could say hello like friends we hadn't seen for a long time, but she turned around and walked away without leaving a word. The next time we heard from her was a year later, and it was a call from her mother. She said she was ill and could not be cured and wanted to see me one last time. I can't accept it, I just feel a little depressed. When I arrived at the hospital, I looked at her pale face in front of her bed, looking much thinner than before. I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my heart, but I still forced myself to smile at her. I didn't know how ugly that smile was. But she also smiled at me, like she was 11 years old. Smiling so innocently. She raised her hand, and I hurried over to hold it. Tears couldn't help but fall down. She said to me in a weak and low voice: I... Want to remind me of the update.
Update soon! Listening to the BGM of the ghost-killing game is about to explode! I wish I could just step on Yubu and kill two ghosts [face-covering][face-covering]
It's good to read. This book is really good. It's a folkloric wandering god, plus a Shinto novel. The genre of refreshing writing is more folklore. If you like some traditional culture, you can come and read it. Well, I hope the author doesn't collapse in the later stages.
A new track can be regarded as pioneering. Personally, I feel that since we invite gods to fight, we should write down the state of the gods during the battle, just like what is written in the introduction of the book. Which god should be invited? His character should be expressed, and there should be many lines. The deeds of this god should be sung by the singing group, so that people who see it can know who is performing the role.
Author, look at this The author reads it with me: Starting today, it will never be updated. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I won't play games, and I won't get drunk. I will burst into words, life and death. I am the keyboard in the dark, the guard on the Great Wall of Internet; resisting the cold flames, the light at dawn, I dedicate my life and glory to code words, tonight and every night.
That year, I was 9 years old and she was 11 years old. I told her that I would marry her in the future. She also answered me very naughtily, "Okay!" That year, I was 12 years old and she was 14 years old. She was a head taller than me, so I raised my head and told her that I liked her. She listened blankly, said nothing, then turned her head and stopped looking at me. That year, I was 18 years old and she was 20 years old. I have been working outside the home for a year. She also attended a key university. I love you, I can't say it out loud anymore, I can only keep this love in my heart. Because I feel like I'm not good enough for her at all. I wrote down everything I wanted to say to her in my diary, and I will tell her when I am worthy of her. I didn't meet her in the next four years, and I heard that she had found a good job. But what I care more about is whether she is a wife and a mother. Gradually my work got on the right track. Never be embarrassed by money again. When I met her on the street by chance, I thought we could say hello like friends we hadn't seen for a long time, but she turned around and walked away without leaving a word. The next time we heard from her was a year later, and it was a call from her mother. She said she was ill and could not be cured and wanted to see me one last time. I can't accept it, I just feel a little depressed. When I arrived at the hospital, I looked at her pale face in front of her bed, looking much thinner than before. I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my heart, but I still forced myself to smile at her. I didn't know how ugly that smile was. But she also smiled at me, like she was 11 years old. Smiling so innocently. She raised her hand, and I quickly went over to hold it. Tears couldn't help but fall down. She said to me in a weak and low voice: I... Want to make an update.
The content is novel, there are historical gaps, it combines history, connects gods and folk customs, it's a bit cool, and in a big way, it also has the meaning of promoting and spreading national folk culture! The author writes well
The guardian gods are divided into upper and lower altars. The soldiers and horses on the upper altar are the righteous gods, which are the heavenly soldiers and generals, such as Nezha, Erlang Shen, Thunder God and Lightning Mother. These are not allowed to be used by non-Xuanmen authentic sects. The soldiers and horses on the lower altar are the conquered fairies and ghosts, also called the Five Rampant Soldiers and Horses.
Up When other gods died, I reluctantly accepted them as dead, but why did the God of Wealth die [face covering]
In this heavenly palace, if you call me White Crane Boy, I don't blame you. But outside this palace, what should you call me? Um?
OK, OK, OK!!! Although I am a new author, I may not be good at writing in some places, but the details of each fight are well written and can make people think about it. I have been shocked not once or twice. This is the only one that I started to rate before I finished reading it. I hope the author will not be proud after reading this and work hard to break through. I like this kind of drama very much. I also support Chinese culture. I just watched 731 yesterday. I can only say: When young people are strong, the country is strong. Next time you write, you can write something similar. Don't write about the national destiny. This kind of thing is really boring. Remember this!!!
It's a very nice book. There are basically no peeing spots. I just don't know if there will be any emotional scenes later. Without a heroine, I feel like something is missing [I learned]
Very nice, very nice. But I want to know if there is a female protagonist? Please tell me. [I'm about to cry][I'm about to cry][I'm about to cry]
It's good to watch and the plot is very attractive. I recommend it! ! Show them all to me
This kind of theme is what we have always wanted, especially the chapters about the folk game of God of War between Red and White, which do not rely on the personal heroism of the protagonist but rely on everyone's strength. Finally, the protagonist ends the story. This kind of plot is great. I just mentioned that when I read these chapters, I turned on the BGM of "Open the Sun" and it felt very immersive.
Question: If you use incense or faith to evaluate strength, who should be the first [thinking] (I have my own answer, I just want to hear yours [smile])
It is said that Guan Yu warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong and deducted one star. It was Sun Jian who did it [awkward laughter]
It's very interesting, but I don't know if there is a female protagonist.
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Niubi's writing is so good, especially "Hundred Ghosts at Night", red and white collide with each other. The part with Youshen was so hot! ! [Cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
It's good to watch. I watched a Taiwanese movie on Douyin before going there, and got to know White Crane Boy and a game. He looks really handsome when he appears
It looks good, but it's a pity that there are too few recommendations. Otherwise, it should be able to reach 8.6 Or above. There are no particularly big blocking points. It would be nice if I killed him more decisively, just like the Tai Sui next door [eating melon]
I was so excited to see Yu Shen fighting against Hyakuki Yakou and Kohaku Koshama
The writing is really good, but it just feels like there are a few chapters that are not connected together. It feels like watching a bear show. You watch an episode and each episode is different. Of course, this is just my own feeling, but the article is indeed very well written. I highly recommend it.
It's really cool to watch, and it's a great way to pass the time, but the author is a bit short [laughing]
It's really fun to watch. Oh my god, boss, please update soon! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I don't know when Sun Wukong will be written. I'm looking forward to it.