[Hilarious and Ridiculous] [Mindless Historical Mashup] [Chuunibyou Fairy Tales] [Completely Unhinged] [Livestream] [Humanoid System] [Host Entered the Machine]
"Host, I've got some news for you. Humanity is about to go extinct!!!!"
"Wait, System baby, you don't actually expect me to save the world, do you? You haven't watched so much anime that you think I'm a Japanese high school student, have you?"
"Host, the crisis facing humanity this time is fairy tales. When people completely forget fairy tales, the tales will descend into reality. Host, I believe you can make people remember those stories once again."
"Damn, after all that blather, you just want me to rewrite fairy tales. I'm good at that."
Some time later.
"Host, tell me, after being gone for so long, is this pile of crap all you came up with? Did you do it on purpose or by accident?"
"I removed most of the fairy tales, but I deliberately kept some of them so you would know what you were reading was a fairy tale."
"Did you even read them yourself?"
"I read some of them. I didn't dare read the rest. These are treasures of human history!"
"You're just recycling ancient history! In 'The Three Little Pigs,' the eldest pig is the leader of the Beggars' Sect, the second pig is an heir to the Celestial Masters' Way, and the third pig is an elder of the Spirit Gathering Sect. And what about your Snow White and the Seven Calabash Brothers, and the Little Match Girl and the Four Great Families??? This is too much history for me to swallow alone. I'm turning on your livestream right now."
