When Beast Taming Battles Begin, I Throw Punches with My Own Fists

[Secretly building up my strength] + [Funny and witty] + [No saintly do-gooder] + [Nontraditional Beast Taming] What do I do when my first contracted beast is an onion? Don’t panic. If the onion won’t cut it, we’ll make ourselves stronger instead. What do I do when I get a skill stone? Give it to my contracted beast? You’re kidding, right? Something this precious should go to me first. What do I do if I’m afraid my abnormal strength will attract attention? Don’t panic. Just hide away and play the old six. Unlimited contracts? You think I’m going to contract powerful beasts and build a beast horde? No, I’m going to contract a whole bunch of onions and secretly start a farm. On the surface, I’m a Beast Tamer who contracted an onion. You can laugh at me, but when no one’s around, I’ll punch you to death with my boulder-sized fists.