They say this is a world ruled by the mighty, but I’ve trampled every king beneath my feet!
They say the living and the dead belong to separate realms, divided by yin and yang, but I dared to marry a ghost princess from the underworld!
They say only cats have nine lives, but I command nine souls and look down on both the living and the dead!
They say the King of Hell is the most terrifying of all, but I became his favorite son-in-law!
They say vengeful ghosts are vicious, but I made them all bow down before me!
They say spirits are crafty and impossible to tame, but I made every last one submit!
They say the world is boundless, but I fit the whole thing inside my ring!
They say there’s nothing in this world but the realm of the living and hell, but I created the perfect heaven!
They say wicked people rule the world and good people can barely get by, but I made sure the wicked got what they deserved and the good lived to a ripe old age!
Maybe I’m just an unknown intern, but I’m also the underworld’s legendary royal son-in-law!
