My girlfriend dates 365 days a year, and I can order 365 different errands to accompany me for her.
Just because her domineering ex played the role of chasing his wife into the crematorium and always threatened to harm herself.
I proposed to live in a different city.
But my girlfriend yelled at me: "If he dies, you will be a murderer!"
"You can't tolerate him so much? You're too petty!"
Until the day of the engagement party, she hired an errand boy to do it for her.
This time, I put the ring directly on the errand girl's hand, "Okay, the bride will change."