I, Mo Chou, spent a thousand years cultivating in obscurity, only to become famous across the land as a simp overnight. At last, I broke free from worldly shackles and achieved a breakthrough, on the verge of ascending to immortality, only to be attacked by a horde of demons beneath the tribulation meant to make me immortal. Just as I thought my glorious life as a simp was about to end, I discovered that the person behind me had been following me all along. She dealt the demons a grievous blow and endured the heavenly tribulation for me, losing her life and leaving her beauty in ruins. But fortunately, it’s not too late. Though we can’t go back to how things were, we can make a fresh start. This is the secret I’ve kept buried in my heart all along.
Du Shiqiu asked, “Hey, hubby, what are you babbling about? Are you hiding some secret from me?”
Mo Chou panicked. “What? What honey? I love eating honey!”
