
I'm so Scared, Why Don't I Prick Your Tires?
我一社恐,不扎心扎你车胎啊?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 278k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The Kind of Book That Makes You Laugh Like Maggots in the Middle of the Night and Makes Your Stomach Cramp from Laughing
Please give me a high score. The protagonist is neither a virgin nor a brainless one. It's cool and that's it.
A Huge Joke That Made You Laugh Out of Bed
The Protagonist Was Interviewed on the Street in Hundreds of Foreign Languages And Shocked the Entire Internet
Hilarious Sand Glyphs Make You Laugh so Hard That You Hit the Wall
The hilarious sand sculptures will make you want to stop.
I Want to Be on a Variety Show Right from the Start, It Will Shock a Lot of People, It's Systematic
Lao Liu, Lao Liu Lao Liu, funny!
Tomato's Four Hilarious Stories
There's the Kind of Book Where You Participate in a Variety Show and Then Go to His House to Record It
None
Funny poems, funny souls, everyone is a funny person! ! !
The Heroine Who Is More Ruthless Than the Ruthless Gangster
For entertainment stars, it doesn't matter what the heroine's identity is. What's important is that other people's gangsters don't look like hers, and hers doesn't look like hers. Please, I watched a video two days ago, which aroused my curiosity. It turns out that book costs money, and now I want to find a meal replacement.
A Book That Makes People Laugh in the Entertainment Industry
Please please please
The Protagonist Has a Charismatic Personality, Has Brains, and Doesn't Want to Be a Crazy Protagonist.
The Heroine Is Very Capable of Teasing People and Is Also Funny
The Protagonist Is a Sociopath, but the Target Is a Yandere Who Is Forced to Have Sex
I want to see the main character being a sociopath, but the partner is a yandere or wants to have forced sex. Give the protagonist a home invasion-like love affair. The protagonist cannot be forced to have a forced plot. He wants sweet love, not the judgment of the law. Don't call if the protagonist doesn't want to
The Heroine Went to a Place Where Her Family Sent Her to Work as an Educated Youth, and She Met the Hero and Fell in Love at First Sight.
Want to watch movies similar to "It's Difficult!" The book "The Wild Soldier King Can't Win a Little Educated Youth".
Tomato Original + Modern Imagination + Modern Romance
I want to read a book similar to "The Counterattack of Miss Interstellar Good-for-nothing". After two lives, Lei Linxue traveled to the interstellar world, and encountered a sudden collapse of the sky. Her father died young, her brother was in a coma, and her fiancé was robbed. Let's see...
Entertainment! Slowly! Don't Fall in Love with Porn!
Not a little confused! ! Variety show life direction! ! Warm and funny
Are There Any Novels with Full Text That Are Funny and Entertaining and the Heroine Is Not Weak at All?
I want to read a book like "Someone Throws Mud at Me, Then I Lie Down and Blackmail Him 38,000". Rejecting men, strong women and weak women, relying on male protagonists
Any Type Will Do! Be Attractive.
Don't use the kind that looks 70% or 80% similar when you take it out!
Save My Book Drought! ! !
I want to read a book similar to "The Book Fairy Who Usurps Life".





































































































It looks good, but I don't know if it's my imagination. I feel like some of the plots in it are the same as those in a blogger's video I follow, including some of the settings.
This author should be a long-time fan of 'conspicuous bags' The setting of the heroine is based on the blogger himself. The author should also be a star-chasing fan I should especially like the star Wang Hedi A lot of the plot in this story is the video of that blogger But the author strings them together It's quite a perfect line. The one at the back, the tomb robbers and the construction team, the bride snatching team and the robbers, are two sketches in "The Happy Comedian" Overall it's okay The author is the creator of this world for his book Have absolute authority
It made me laugh, it was so joyful! These jokes are so down-to-earth that I can actually relate to half of them. Especially the last few chapters, it really happened, and I was very speechless. It is better for such relatives and friends to drift away gradually.
It's so fun. The heroine is so interesting. It's such a joyful story. There are people who are entertaining, but I feel like they are all people who have fun. It doesn't have the Mary Sue feel of other stories. The heroine is very smart [laughing] but the story is still too slow to follow her.
It's very interesting, very funny, and it makes me laugh. Is there any cp?
It was so beautiful that it made me smile from ear to ear and made my liver hurt. Just laugh from the beginning to the end, or hurry up and update. Or maybe get a few more books like this, they're nice and I'd love to read them.
I laughed so hard, it feels really good to watch. Normal life is very stressful, so I just want to watch these relaxing and funny things to make myself happy. Big awesome. [Praise]
It's so funny, it's similar to the video content of the conspicuous bag [laughs]
After the author wrote the series of funny jokes about Douyin's conspicuous bag and Aren, it was so funny that the people next to me thought something was wrong with me [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
"Be consistent in the chaos, follow the flow of explanations, wake up alone when everyone is sleeping, and travel alone in the panic world!" "Freedom is the boundless wilderness facing the gold mine, and it is also a barren road, a firm choice that has no regard for pros and cons!" This book is full of golden sentences. Just learn them and keep silent. I want to laugh and get rich in the middle of the night [laughing]
It was so beautiful, my stomach ached from laughing the whole time. The heroine's social fear is really scary [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] and what she says is simply amazing. I just feel like the ending is a bit rushed [laughing][laughing][laughing]
It's good to watch, so funny, but after watching it for a while, I realized that the plot is the same as that video on Douyin.
Humorous, humorous, humorous! The shell of the novel covers the core of the sketch. I laughed all the way through it. After laughing, I seemed to have realized something again. It is rare to find a trace of inner relaxation in the heavy reality.
This article is the happiest I've read in the past few days. It's just that the names of celebrities are a bit off (I'm a bit uncomfortable with it personally). It's lighthearted and funny. It's good-looking. [Like][Like][Like][Like]
The heroine is a very interesting and beautiful knife-wielding girl, a bit boring and coquettish, and the live broadcast accumulates frustration points. There are very few emotional lines, and the focus is on the heroine's precise stabbing at people and situations to cleanse the reader's soul.
It's so funny. I recommend you not to read it while eating or drinking. It's easy to get angry. This is the second funny book I've seen. The last one was the same as the one before. [Crying with laughter] [Crying with laughter] [Crying with laughter] [Crying with laughter]
The length is a bit short, but it's really funny. Really, the jokes are incorporated into the story. It's so joyful and super fun, especially the game commentary at the end. Why don't you write more? Also, there is that extra chapter. No beating is in vain. The heroine can live, and your father really loves you.
It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's so beautiful, I burst into tears when I laughed...
I really thought this was funny, but the ending was too rushed. The author is so witty and the writing is really good. I haven't read enough of it yet. ✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿
It's really hilarious, highly recommended
Oh my god! This book is a must-have! It's been a long time since I've seen this kind of laughter from beginning to end! Also, the author is the same short video blogger as me!
It's beautiful and funny. I didn't laugh when I read this book, but ended up laughing until my stomach hurt the whole time. In the end, my mother said something back to my son. Isn't he stupid? [Smile]
A lot of the plots are copied from Douyin, but I still like watching them. Keep up the good work and wait for the update.
Smile and feel good! This book is recommended!
It's great, but the chapters are a bit short, and it ended before I had enough.
Super funny! I was laughing while watching it! It's just not enough to watch [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
Super nice😍I really like this novel🥰 Great support to the author⛽
Nice! It's so funny that it ended too suddenly [face covering]
The main text is super funny, and the side story about the author's childhood is also super funny. The only shortcoming is that it's short.
Very good-looking, very capable of making people laugh, and very practical in reality.