A Socially Anxious Guy Picks Up Drunk Wang Hedi, and the Robbers Shut Down on the Spot
社恐捡醉王鹤弟，劫匪当场就自闭
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 278k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I’m Socially Anxious. Should I Slash Your Tires Instead of Your Heart?我一社恐，不扎心扎你车胎啊？Former title · until Oct 2026
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It looks good, but I don't know if it's my imagination. I feel like some of the plots in it are the same as those in a blogger's video I follow, including some of the settings.
This author should be a long-time fan of 'conspicuous bags' The setting of the heroine is based on the blogger himself. The author should also be a star-chasing fan I should especially like the star Wang Hedi A lot of the plot in this story is the video of that blogger But the author strings them together It's quite a perfect line. The one at the back, the tomb robbers and the construction team, the bride snatching team and the robbers, are two sketches in "The Happy Comedian" Overall it's okay The author is the creator of this world for his book Have absolute authority
It made me laugh, it was so joyful! These jokes are so down-to-earth that I can actually relate to half of them. Especially the last few chapters, it really happened, and I was very speechless. It is better for such relatives and friends to drift away gradually.
It's so fun. The heroine is so interesting. It's such a joyful story. There are people who are entertaining, but I feel like they are all people who have fun. It doesn't have the Mary Sue feel of other stories. The heroine is very smart 🤭 but the story is still too slow to follow her.
It's very interesting, very funny, and it makes me laugh. Is there any cp?
It was so beautiful that it made me smile from ear to ear and made my liver hurt. Just laugh from the beginning to the end, or hurry up and update. Or maybe get a few more books like this, they're nice and I'd love to read them.
I laughed so hard, it feels really good to watch. Normal life is very stressful, so I just want to watch these relaxing and funny things to make myself happy. Big awesome. 👍
"Be consistent in the chaos, follow the flow of explanations, wake up alone when everyone is sleeping, and travel alone in the panic world!" "Freedom is the boundless wilderness facing the gold mine, and it is also a barren road, a firm choice that has no regard for pros and cons!" This book is full of golden sentences. Just learn them and keep silent. I want to laugh and get rich in the middle of the night 🤭
It's so funny, it's similar to the video content of the conspicuous bag 😄
The heroine is a very interesting and beautiful knife-wielding girl, a bit boring and coquettish, and the live broadcast accumulates frustration points. There are very few emotional lines, and the focus is on the heroine's precise stabbing at people and situations to cleanse the reader's soul.