I bought a small umbrella online, but I forgot to change the delivery address and filled in the address of my ex-boyfriend.
I asked him to deliver it for me, and specifically asked him not to open my express delivery.
The ex-boyfriend made a good promise, but he came to the door that night.
"I understand your implicit expression."
The man threw me down on the sofa: "It's still the same familiar brand, but the style has been changed. Do you like this now?"
I blushed and pushed him away: "You misunderstood, I just bought it after I ran out of it the day before yesterday.
