You Were Supposed to Join a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking Bai Lu to a Pig-Killing Feast?

Name: You Were Supposed to Join a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking Bai Lu to a Pig-Killing Feast?
Author: Luo Momo

让你上恋综，你带白露吃杀猪饭？

by Luo Momo (罗默默)

Status: Completed
Length: 319k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
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Host: If you had 1,000 yuan, what gift would you buy for your future girlfriend? Zhang Yuan: Spend ten yuan on a towel for your mother, and she’ll be touched for three days. Spend twenty yuan on a pack of cigarettes for your father, and he’ll feel that raising his son wasn’t a waste. Spend ten yuan on fried skewers for your big sister, and she’ll tell you how handsome you are. Treat your buddies to a round of drinks, and they’ll treat you like their godfather. They’ll definitely return the favor. But chase after a girl and spend 1,000 yuan, and she’ll take you for a simp. Chances are, you’ll get nothing for your trouble. So the wise stay out of love! After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Yuan pairs up with top-tier star Bai Lu on a reality dating show. As the show airs, viewers realize that something is increasingly off. He’s practically a raging torrent in the dating-show world! Other couples are sickeningly sweet, but whenever Zhang Yuan is around, the whole vibe goes sideways! Bai Lu: I’m scared to sleep alone. Come keep me company, baby~ Zhang Yuan: Then sleep with half of yourself. That way, someone else will be the one who’s scared. Bai Lu: 6 Zhang Yuan: What does 6 mean? Are you saying you’ll kiss me six times next time we meet? I’ll have to pass, your breath stinks~ Even after the dating show ends, the two are still going on dates. Paparazzi: So it turns out I was the clown all along!

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