Metaphysics: Seriously, Do I Have to Handle Everything Myself?

(The tags aren't quite accurate. This story leans more toward male-oriented fiction, with a little interaction between the two male leads.)

[Two male leads, 1v1, shou protagonist, the gong is just a background character early on!!!]

(The gong picked up a kid by the roadside and fell in love at first sight × the shou encountered the one he would love forever while unexpectedly overcoming a tribulation.)

This world has demons and ghosts with a thousand faces, as well as the strange and treacherous Demon Realm, but all of that is far too distant from ordinary people.

As an idle man with nothing to do, Lu Fu had no goals.

Unfortunately, people kept disturbing his peaceful life.

Well, don't blame him for pelting them with talismans!

Gradually, he noticed quite a few familiar faces around him.

What was this supposed to mean? Had they all come to disturb his retirement?

“Have you had your fun? It's time to go back and save the world.”

You've got to be kidding!

I, Lu Fu, am just an ordinary guy who happens to be a little good-looking.