What? Earth has become an experiment site for another civilization, so they've released an alien virus? And the virus can evolve, too? I'm taking a dump, the experiment hasn't even started, and the protagonist's hemorrhoids have burst. He's about to die. I refuse to accept this! Ah, the experiment administrator felt sorry for me and brought me back to life. They revived me and even told me a bigger secret: this is all to launch the Kindling Plan, and there's an even bigger boss behind it. Hahaha, luckily I got a little green guy as compensation. Woohoo, time to take off!
A very normal post-apocalyptic article has everything it should have, but not everything it should have. [Working on draft]