I Became Invincible by Starting with Teaching Useless Disciples

Name: I Became Invincible by Starting with Teaching Useless Disciples
Author: String Song

我成无敌，从教废弟子开始

by String Song (弦语)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 487k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[System + ensemble cast + losing-money delusion trope + twists + face-slapping + comedy + wish fulfillment + no heroine + taking disciples + chosen ones]

(This is a story about taking disciples while trying to lose money. Pretty much everyone in this world fills in the blanks with their own delusions. Don’t get too invested in the protagonist either: he gets a money-losing System and wants to lose money, but somehow can never manage it.)

Lin Yi transmigrates to a fantasy world and binds himself to the Spirit Essence Conversion System, which gives him a 1:1 loss ratio.

Whenever an investment fails, he gets cultivation resources!

To lose money, he only takes good-for-nothing disciples.

Since he has no idea how to teach them, he starts making things up!

“Your name is Qin Yu. You were born with an unusual dantian that prevents you from gathering qi and cultivating. I’ll teach you the Great Way of the Stars and make you the Lord of the Stars!”

“Your name is Xiao Yan. You were once a genius, but became a good-for-nothing, and now your fiancée has come to break off your engagement. I’ll teach you the way of controlling fire and make you the Emperor of Fire!”

“Your name is Yang Qi. You were deceived in love and lost all your power. I’ll teach you body cultivation and help you attain sainthood through your physique!”

Who could have guessed that all his good-for-nothing disciples would turn out to be successes thanks to his wild fabrications!

Lin Yi: ???

I really only want to teach useless disciples!

Why are they all pretending to be me!!!

Other names

Surely Nobody Actually Thinks My Master Is Making Things Up?不会真有人觉得师父在胡编乱造吧Alternate title on Fanqie

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