After the Mary Sue Heroine Starts Going Off the Rails

[Ridiculous Comedy] [Livestreaming] [Meme-Filled] [Dating Show]

Lin Jia transmigrates into an old-school romance novel about a domineering CEO. From the start, she's in the presidential suite of a hotel. She sums up her predicament in three phrases:

Drugged! Walked into the wrong room! Forced into a shotgun wedding!

Facing the cold, aloof CEO: "Did my Black Tiger Steals the Heart move strike right into your heart? Hm? Say something."

Facing the campus heartthrob: "Sweetie, Grandma says you'd be better off learning how to fart properly than doing anything else right now."

Facing the hottest movie star in the country: "Who says this movie star is old? He's absolutely amazing!"

Lin Jia cheers, "There's no dating show in this world. I'm going to be famous!"

She invites influential bigwigs from every field and launches the first-ever dating show livestream with absolutely no morals.

Director Lin: "To help everyone get acquainted as quickly as possible, the production team prepared three themed suites in advance. Now, pair up, one man and one woman, change into your pajamas, and draw lots to choose your room with your partner."

[Director Lin is a freaking genius! Honestly, if all else fails, the show should charge the audience admission. Otherwise, I just can't live with myself.]

Lin Jia rants furiously about some CEO: "Look at this ridiculous behavior! Wait, was he like this in the original story too?"

System: I don't know! It's all messed up! All messed up!

On the day of their relationship announcement, the CEO says:

"Thanks to Room 250, thanks to the green hat, thanks to everything..."

The internet is left clutching its head, crying out: What kind of chaotic, wild, nonsensical history do these two have!?

"The whole world is waiting for us to fall in love. What do you think?"

"Let's start this relationship right now."