I've seen so many murder cases that I can solve them myself: When you're in love, you take your clothes off one by one; when you're not, you stab one cut at a time. When you're in love, you stay together for life; when you're not, you hide the body in a box. Wearing leather pants over cotton pants must mean something. Suitcases, woven bags, women's cases, men's bags: they're all full of darlings. Dump the body far away, bury it nearby; throw the small pieces close by and hide the big pieces farther away. People would rather haul the body themselves than ask for help carrying it. Dismemberment is usually done alone, while burying a body often involves an accomplice. Men kill women out of passion; women who kill men have usually suffered abuse.
