Unlucky to Be a Sheep

A high fever caused Xiao Xiao to mutate into a goat, leaving him constantly at risk of being boiled and eaten by humans. Xiao Xiao decided to take one last look at his girlfriend, Xu Ran, before returning to the mountains. But beneath Xu Ran's window, he overheard that he had been used as a test subject for a "mutation" serum. In his anguish, he coughed up blood and activated the "Mutation System." And then...

Xiao Xiao: "System! I'm in danger. Start the 'Mutation' program, quick!"

System: [Ding!]

What exactly is that "ding" supposed to mean?

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At last, he transformed into a human.

System: [Ding! Host, prepare for battle. The white-browed tiger is back.]

Xiao Xiao: "System! Start the 'Mutation' program!"

System: [Ding! Host has already mutated into his final form. Forced mutation can only turn you into a human briefly, and you'd die even faster that way!]

What a useless piece of junk! So I'm supposed to tear a tiger apart with my bare hands?

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Island Emperor: "Don't be fooled by how small this bomb is. It'll turn everything within a thousand miles into a wasteland! Hahaha!"

Xiao Xiao: "The Host is in danger! Think of something, quick!"

System: [I-it's too... too late...!]

Xiao Xiao: "Why are you trembling?"

System: [I'm... I'm about to crash!]

Xiao Xiao: "Even the Invincible Godhood System can crash?"

How utterly useless!

System: [I'm really... about to crash!]

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System: [Ding!]

Xiao Xiao: "You're here! I thought you'd crashed."

System: [It wasn't me that crashed!]

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Demon King: "The Witch God disrupted the order of the Heavenly Dao and was locked in the Celestial Prison."

Xiao Xiao: "The god who created me is in prison? Will I disappear?"

Contract Beast Sha Bai: "Heh heh! Are we going to fight that old geezer, the Celestial Emperor?"