High Martial: After Kicking the Campus Belle, I Became the Strongest Prodigy

System + no female lead + comedy + invincible + goofy + defending the homeland + the protagonist is slightly less handsome than all you readers!

After transmigrating to a world undergoing spiritual qi revival, the first thing Su Mu did was pull up his pants and kick away the campus belle Lin Miaomiao, who had been stringing him along.

Don't ask!

The answer is simple: women only slow down the speed at which he draws his sword!

Then he gave her a few hard kicks on the butt... um, her sleazy boyfriend's butt! Right after that, he got a cheat ability: a System that collects emotional reactions. Su Mu and his cheat were a perfect match, and he charged full speed down the road of messing with people's heads.

While his classmates lamented how difficult cultivation was, Su Mu just shrugged and said,

Take cultivation one step at a time. If all else fails, lie down halfway.

Classmates: …

[Classmates' emotional points +555]

While everyone else was fretting over their low spiritual power scores, Su Mu stood on the podium and delivered his classic three-part question:

They've been measuring spiritual power this way for years. How is that a high score? Have you ever considered that the problem might be you?

Everyone: …

[Everyone's emotional points +999]

Everyone: Damn it! This guy's mouth is seriously asking for a beating!

Everyone: Which class is he in? Let's ambush him after school!

When the head of student affairs asked him to give an uplifting speech to inspire the students, Su Mu took the microphone and said:

Su Mu: Don't strive, don't fight, and you'll face fewer setbacks. If hardship scares you, just go straight to sleep.

Su Mu: If life deceives you, just lie down and refuse to get back up.

Classmates: That's amazing, I can't hold it in!

Classmates: That was brilliant!

[Classmates' emotional points +999]

Many years later, when Su Mu had become the strongest human, a reporter's question would bring back the afternoon he first obtained his cheat ability.