I'm a capybara, and my soul transmigrated into the body of a D-list actress with a scandal-ridden reputation.
On a variety show, a green tea deliberately ruins my clothes, hoping to make a fool of me.
I calmly wear the ruined clothes in front of the cameras. [It's fine, I can still wear them.]
A rival deliberately releases my scandals, trying to steal my opportunities.
I calmly repost them with the caption: [It's fine, I can still get by.]
Later, the company sends me to a wilderness survival show. All the guests compete for resources and territory.
I lie on the beach, soaking up the sun. [It's fine, I can still survive.]
Later, the Best Actor reveals that he's in a relationship, and the media call out to me, his former rumored girlfriend.
I just open my phone to reply when the Best Actor calls me directly. [You'd better not say "It's fine" again. Just try me!]
