As Town Mayor, I Was Attacked While Livestreaming to Help Farmers

[No System, a feel-good tale of officialdom!] At a livestream promoting local farmers’ products, Lu Zhigong, the deputy town chief, is enthusiastically pitching his town’s agricultural specialties to an audience of over a hundred thousand online viewers. Suddenly, chaos breaks out, accompanied by an angry roar: “Lu Zhigong, you adulterous bastard! Prepare to die!!!” Amid the crowd’s screams, Lu Zhigong collapses, unconscious! But in the next instant, he is standing at the podium again. Below him, the locals wait for him to speak. Outside the door, an assailant sharpening his blade is poised to strike!