Epilepsy! the Master Is as Cruel as a Dog, and the Apprentice Is as Mean as Heaven

[Recruiting disciples group portrait + time travel + system + group bitch + they are all dogs + micro group petting and bullying] Chu Huaiyue traveled through time. In the past, there was a scumbag father who doted on his concubines and killed his wife, and in the future, there was a concubine who dug up the bones and killed the younger sister. But that's not important. What's important is that she finally made a comeback and was about to make a killing, but because of her stuttering, the boss turned into a newbie. He really fucked a dog! In order to survive, she transformed into a master of deception and recruited disciples to extend her life. "Master, I'll tell you, you and I are destined to be together!" "The grace of saving my life should be given to me as a disciple!" With her unremitting efforts, she finally recruited a group of outstanding immortal cultivators for herself. Bah, what a good seedling! First apprentice: sweet-looking, capable of wielding a sledgehammer, and the efficacy of elixir is nⅰce Second Disciple: I have a talkative face that deserves to be beaten, a face with thousands of graves, and a double-faced charm. Damn it, I want a normal person! Third Disciple: The time traveler calls himself a master of folk music, and everyone who listens to it sheds tears and begs for one more song! And the purpose of their sect is: Tuanjian! Are you not cheap? Then I'm cheap. System Waiter: If a bunch of dirty things come together, how can they not be mean? Chu Huaiyue was a weirdo who wrote pornographic notebooks, drew pornographic pictures, and acted as a shaker in the world of immortality. He was highly sought after. The posture is bold, the style of writing is delicate, and it is easy to get caught. And the swordsman genius: Witch, I want to kill you! The richest man in the family: You are responsible for my clean reputation! Buddhist disciples: Return to secular life! I want to marry her! Demon Prince: Can't you sleep well while holding me? Disciples: Master, who is our master? Chu Huaiyue: It's all because my teacher was young, frivolous and ignorant, and he owed one debt after another.