[Born to Perform] + [Invincible Trial Card] + [Benefits from Storybooks] + [Multiple Heroines]
Guys, can anyone relate? Everyone else gets a smooth ride through cultivation, but my cultivation is one joke after another. With this rotten constitution, I can only turn evil and become invincible once every seven days, just long enough to pull off a big act. Luckily, I picked up a demonic sword. I thought it would let me rule the martial world, but it keeps making me relive the past, and every memory I recover is a total nightmare. Love and hatred in the martial world? No such thing. I just keep getting screwed over until I'm half dead. Watch me defy fate and change my lot on this bizarre path to immortality!