Weaving the Umbilical Cord

“Mom, will you be my girlfriend?”

“I’m going to kill every one of you.”

Hahahaha, let the madness begin, let the madness begin!

The story of the relationship between Liu Jianqiu, a middle-aged teacher, and her student, Chu Lian.

This was originally written just for a friend. I’m posting it now for everyone’s entertainment. You could call it a sort of Li Wen (

The pipa seeks a place to rest upon the sea, while the glutton searches the heavens for a feast. A spent crossbow is no Moye sword, and even the mightiest swordsman will break. Those who speak of uprightness die beneath thrown stones; who in the way of heaven can tell loyalty from treachery? A mournful wind, falling rain; a splendid hall, sunk in mud. Those who despise others come to despise themselves, and those who bind others bind themselves. The one who clings to a pillar breaks faith and can never reclaim it; the one who walks a tightrope need only slip once to fall into ruin forever! Remember this, remember this!