Today, the System gives me an older sister. Tomorrow, it gives me a cultivation trial card. The day after, it tells me to lie flat. Competing with everyone else is out of the question. Being a lazy fish is the way to go.
Others cultivate for a year; I cultivate for a day. Others cultivate for three years; I cultivate for three seconds.
Thanks, everyone, for cultivating on my behalf. Go ahead and compete as hard as you like. I'll just be a lazy fish.
The Holy Land's saintess, the dynasty's princess, and the legendary empress all beg me to show them some affection every day. My underlings beg me for blessings every day. I'm busy, really busy, busy becoming invincible, busy being lonely at the top, busy singing "We Will Conquer"...
