You Won't Let Me Cultivate? I'll Poison You, You Son of a Bitch

Name: You Won't Let Me Cultivate? I'll Poison You, You Son of a Bitch
Author: The Snail Carrying Three Houses

不让我修仙，我毒死你个王八蛋

by The Snail Carrying Three Houses (背着三座房子的蜗牛)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 236k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Survival-first cultivation with a shameless schemer. If someone wrongs me, I get even. No saintly mercy. If I can't win, I run. If I can't run, I strike from the shadows.

Kidnapped and forced to become a bandit, I find a cauldron and use it to refine anything and everything.

People, objects, even planets can be refined!

Why cultivate immortality if not to do whatever you want?

In my previous life, I was timid and submissive in the real world. After I transmigrated, I hit back hard.

If I can't do whatever I want, then what was the point of transmigrating?

First, I'll refine some poison and kill the bastards trying to keep me from cultivating immortality!

Other names

I Sweep Away Every Obstacle on the Immortal Path with the Heaven-Devouring Cauldron我持噬天鼎荡平仙路万难Alternate title on Fanqie

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