Lu Yu only wants to laze around and wait for death, until a Future Gossip Journal forcibly binds itself to his life.
Every day at midnight, the journal updates with the secrets of people around him and their sudden windfalls: [The aloof campus beauty is actually a hardcore voice fetishist, going wild on an alt account while begging people to voice chat], [The financial tycoon next door has been fooled by a fake socialite pretending to be his ideal woman, and tomorrow his stock will crash by 90%], [Beneath the unfinished building by the school gate lies a trove from a former dynasty worth tens of millions].
With nothing to lose by taking advantage, Lu Yu kicks back to watch the show while casually snapping up bargains.
Then one day, the goddesses of the entire school come knocking, begging him to keep quiet, while business tycoons line up for his advice. Lu Yu can only sigh helplessly: “Stop competing so hard! I really am just here to watch the show!”
