Live-Streaming Matchmaking? You're the Ultimate Scumbag!

[Abstract Livestreaming + Explosive Plot + Meme-Filled Shenanigans]

Xia Zhi transmigrates to a parallel world and gains a System that calculates people's romantic fortunes.

From then on, he strays further and further toward the edge of the absurd...

Viewer: "I'm getting tired of duo-queueing with my girlfriend. Can I find someone to join us for a three-person team?"

Xia Zhi: "You mean in a game, right?"

Viewer: "The Fuli Collective's a pretty profitable line of work. Brother Zhi, can I go into business there?"

Xia Zhi: "Farming the jungle at the Fuli Collective is quick, and you can rack up money fast, sure, but that's an illegal profession!"

Viewer: "If my girlfriend is Northwest Rain Sister, with a prison guard's size-45 feet, how should I deal with that?"

Xia Zhi: "Women are like fine wine: the older they get, the richer they taste! What prison guard? That's the Alps!"

Viewer: "My girlfriend cheated on me. How should I comfort her?"

Xia Zhi: "Your first priority is to buy her a box of Golden Throat tablets to protect her voice, then take her to audition at the circus."

Viewers: ...

The cold wind blows through the electronics factory, as a master returns to the assembly line!

After a long day's work, the bachelors pick up their phones, watch the livestream, and exclaim that spring has finally arrived!

They all cry out together: "We pay our respects to the Grandmaster of Scumbags!"

(This blurb is hopeless. Just head to the main story. I've rewritten it so many times I'm losing it (˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ))