
The Hilarious Princess Has a Very Venomous Mouth, and the Prince Is so Jealous That He Vomits
爆笑王妃嘴很毒,王爷吃醋吃到吐
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 110k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Stats
140Reads
6.7Score
54Chapters
52Listens
31.6kReads · all time










Mo Qingze&Yun Shuyan "The hilarious princess has a venomous mouth, and the prince is so jealous that he vomits" Is she still in the painting? 4 Notes * Chapter 6 Two old men getting married? * 2024/12/26 Add underline At this moment, the lobby of the palace was already full of guests and very lively. Even the emperor was present in person. But after waiting for a long time, the bride was nowhere to be seen. The emperor gently blew the dust on the tea cup and asked, "Why hasn't the princess come in for so long? It's her first day here. Are you making things difficult for me?" Old Prince Yi quickly smiled and said: "No, I feel very sorry for this daughter-in-law. How can I embarrass her?" At this time, a servant stood up and said, "Returning to the emperor, the princess and the prince had a dispute just now, so..." Hearing this, the guests started whispering among themselves, and the emperor also stopped the tea cup in his hand and looked at Prime Minister Yun and Old Prince Yi: "Two dear friends, what is going on? Didn't you say that they are in love and love each other to the death?" Prime Minister Yun was also confused at the moment, he had no idea what was going on. Prince Yi, after pondering for a moment, slowly said, "Your Majesty, as a young man, it is inevitable to have small fights." The emperor smiled and shook his head, and said earnestly: "My dear friends, you two have been fighting in the court for decades, causing a lot of trouble and no peace." "But now your children are in trouble because of their marriage, and you still want me to worry about you." "I'm here to remind you once again that if we can't handle the bridal night this time, then you two old guys can't expect to be able to hide in peace." The emperor suddenly slapped the armrest of the dragon chair and said, "You two personally carry the sword into battle and pay homage to me!" Ah... Are these two old men paying homage? I am already an old man, how can I stand up to this? Prime Minister Yun trembled in his heart, "Now that the emperor has spoken, I have to settle the matter of these two children even if I have to talk and break my legs. If..." "If you can't do it, I will marry my daughter myself!" After hearing this, Old Prince Ling rolled his eyes upwards and said in a strange tone: "Pull him down! With your old arms and legs, you still want to marry for your daughter? I will have nightmares when I see your old face, but don't disgust me!" 2024/12/26 Add underline Prime Minister Yun was not happy when he heard this, "Humph! Do you think I am willing? Look at you, you look like the toad spirit in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and you can make people vomit out after eating overnight!" After saying that, he hurriedly turned to the emperor and said respectfully: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will do my best to fulfill the Emperor's instructions and never let the Emperor worry about this matter again." *Chapter 7 The phoenix crown is so heavy* 2024/12/26 Add underline Seeing them coming in hand in hand, Prime Minister Yun's heart, which had been hanging around, finally relaxed. The emperor sat on a high throne, looked at the newlyweds with a smile on his face, and slowly said: "Today is a great day for you to get married. I hope that you can respect and love each other, that your hair will be moist and your hair will be white, your offspring will be prosperous, and your words will be guided by your words." Yun Shuyan was about to say thank you to the Emperor, but before she could say anything, she was interrupted by a voice beside her. Mo Qingze took a step forward, his posture as tall as a pine tree, "I must remember what the emperor said. I am willing to make flesh and blood for her to protect her from wind and rain, to protect her clothes from dust and her temples from frost." To others, these words were undoubtedly an infatuated confession, but Yun Shuyan sounded like she almost vomited. Does he love himself? Does he believe this when he says it? I'm afraid she just wished she could get out of his sight as soon as possible. She touched Mo Qingze's arm: "Your Majesty, don't you feel conscience-stricken when you say this? If I were the emperor, I would definitely sentence you to the crime of deceiving the emperor." Mo Qingze didn't take it seriously and said, "Since it's acting, you have to act like it, right?" 2024/12/26 Add underline Yun Shuyan gave him a roll of her eyes, "Tch." The emperor smiled and nodded, then waved his hand gently to signal the palace maid to come forward. The palace maids held exquisite trays in their hands, on which were placed all kinds of beautiful jewelry, which were shining and dazzling. Yun Shuyan took a step sideways and gracefully performed a standard lady's courtesy. Her voice was gentle and respectful: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your gift." When she bent down, she realized that the phoenix crown was very heavy. When she finished her salute and was about to stand up, she felt a soreness in her neck and almost couldn't raise her head. Immediately afterwards, under the guidance of Mrs. Xi, a series of complicated marriage ceremonies unfolded in an orderly manner. From worshiping heaven and earth to worshiping in the high hall, to worshiping husband and wife... "When I worship the aura of heaven and earth, there will be a destiny on the Three Life Stones!" "Second worship to the essence of the sun and the moon, and thank Yue Lao for holding the red thread." "When a husband and wife drink together and have a glass of wine, good things happen every day at home!" "It's done!" By the time all the ceremonies were over, night had fallen. Highly recommended! ! 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It's so good that I finished it before I knew it. This is the second book I've read by Zuo Duda. It's very good, not bad. The male protagonist was a bit miserable at first. He was treated as a flower picker by the female protagonist and got a beating. It was so miserable [laughing] [like] [like] [like]
It ended perfectly, simple, somewhat funny, really good
It's very well written. I like this kind of short article. It's not sloppy or sadistic, but it's a bit funny.
I love to laugh, so I want everyone to laugh too. The funny article contains a bit of shit and piss to enhance the atmosphere, and you can also read it while eating.
Not bad. Very pretty.
Fighting and making fun of enemies [Like]
A very nice book
It's a very interesting book, very nice [like][laugh][laugh]
Asking what love is in the world can teach you how to make love between life and death. Mo Qingze, you have to cherish the people in front of you.
It's pretty good-looking, and there's no demonic female lead.
A very good short article, interesting and worth reading.
It ended quickly, and the plot didn't drag out, which was good.
Traveling through time and finally finding a good husband is pretty cool
It's very beautiful. I like the character of the heroine. I gave it five stars👍👍👍👍👍
Although the story is short, it is short and concise. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs It looks pretty good! !
It's good to watch, but the ending is too fast. There should be a sequel.