Also known as "A Handbook for Cultivation to Immortality in the Ninja World" and "Three's Company: Two of Them Are My Wives"
A mushroom that lives only a day knows nothing of the month or the year; a mayfly knows nothing of spring or autumn. Humans are like mayflies, their lives so short!
Therefore, I wish to become an immortal and enjoy eternal life. To be ageless, deathless, and indestructible, then awaken my wisdom, understand all things, look down upon the mortal world, and enjoy carefree wandering.
A delusional teenager's account, after being diagnosed with delusions
When Konoha's leaves dance, it means dead branches and fallen leaves are near.
At the end of Year 46, the Third Shinobi World War came to an end.
Obito witnessed Rin's death with his own eyes, awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan, and began his journey.
Kakashi received a Sharingan and set out on the path to becoming the Copy Ninja.
The Third Hokage retired and settled into a life of leisurely peeping.
Minato Namikaze became the Fourth Hokage, the new Hokage of Konoha.
They all had bright futures ahead of them
But where no one was paying attention, a cannon-fodder ninja crawled out from a pile of corpses, wearing a Konoha forehead protector. This is his story.
