Starting with SSS Rank? The System Randomly Grants Me an Ability

(Abandoned ending, don't read!!!) Urban superpowers + Using Hokage Abilities + Clever, Satisfying Story + Not a Do-Gooder + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + Genius + No Cliched Drama

"Everyone says being a genius is great, but nobody told me it would be this great~"

From the start, Luo Chuan awakens the SSS-rank superpower [Infinite]. Everyone thinks he's a genius, but only he knows that his big brother System has finally activated, damn it!!

[Ding! This System will randomly provide its Host with rewards from the world of Naruto...

Huh? Not happy with the random rewards? Host, I'm so damn done with this...]

Awaken the Double Kamui Sharingan from the start?

Against challengers, Luo Chuan turns intangible ✓. If I don't beat the crap out of you, you can thank your lucky stars you had a clean shit last night.

Amaterasu???

The sea monsters can wait. I'm going to roast an octopus!

Tobi's urge-to-poop detection????

I don't need that!!!!

On the day of the calamity, alien beasts surround the city, and Blue Star teeters on the brink of destruction.

"Go! I'll hold off the beasts. You are the spark of humanity. As long as you survive, humanity will never go extinct..." The general burns through his life force and spits out a mouthful of blood.

Luo Chuan says nothing. He just cloaks the Great Buddha in Susanoo...

I will protect this blue sky!!!