On the way to buy Black Myth: Wukong, I had an incredibly lucky accident and wound up in the Demon Realm, playing a real-life version of the demon monkey.
A realist's soul transmigrates into a cultivation world, where danger and schemes lurk everywhere. Luckily, a peach-tree big sister is gifted to me from the start.
Plenty of peaches, and a whole arsenal of weapons.
What? You can't transmigrate without a System?
The demon soul in your head will make one up for you.
My dream is to roam the world with a sword, open the Heavenly Gate, and cultivate immortality.
Instead, a flexible wooden staff conceals blades and spears, transforming into all manner of cudgels.
I cultivate human arts, beast techniques, and demonic arts alike, withstand the heavenly thunder of the Three Realms, and break free from the reincarnation of ten thousand ages.