Help! What If the Goddess Just Doesn't Get It?

Name: Help! What If the Goddess Just Doesn't Get It?
Author: Competing with Pandas for Bamboo Shoots

急！神女她不开窍怎么办

by Competing with Pandas for Bamboo Shoots (和熊猫夺笋)

Status: Completed
Length: 580k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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279Chapters

364Reads

6.8Score

101Shelves

38Listens

220.9kReads · all time

Synopsis

Synopsis: [Both leads are chaste, kept woman, with no official status from the heroine, wish-fulfillment story, love at first sight for the hero, heroine is outrageously powerful] A rift opened in a parallel universe, and countless criminal demons escaped into the human world. Yu Hanqing, daughter of a celestial war god, was assigned to descend to the mortal realm and capture the escaped demons. Newly arrived in the human world, Yu Hanqing: I want to trick a caretaker into supporting me. Fu Chenjing, who fell in love at first sight: I want to keep a canary. Yu Hanci: The human world is great. There’s good food and drink, endless jewelry to collect, and I can catch escaped demons along the way. Fu Chenjing, an extreme hopeless romantic in tsundere mode: There are so many people in the world. She doesn’t trick anyone else out of their money, only me. That means she has feelings for me! In public, President Fu is aloof and arrogant, always in control. In private, President Fu whines and clings to Qingqing. Everyone in their circle thought he’d get tired of her, dump his canary, and return to his lofty position. But no one expected Fu Chenjing to offer up his entire fortune, his eyes full of pleading and longing. “Qingqing, look at me a little longer. I refuse to believe you feel nothing…” His friends all tried to talk sense into him: “What’s so special about a useless pretty face that you can’t stop thinking about her?” Then came the humiliating reversals: A top medical authority begged to buy her medicine for a fortune. A martial arts master knelt and begged her for guidance. The police hired her as an auxiliary teammate. An occult expert came to her door to apprentice under her. Even the mysterious suicide squad obeyed her every command… Yu Hanqing: ? Wasn’t this supposed to be a simple formality? How did she end up leading the charge? Everyone: How is she a canary? She’s a powerhouse!

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