The Master from the Underworld Just Wants to Lie Flat Every Day

What? A fortune-telling woman has opened up shop in the park at the foot of Phoenix Mountain? They say her readings are accurate and amazing? I’ll have to go see what’s going on!

Besides fortune-telling, she’s also an expert at feng shui, catching ghosts, and drawing talismans...

“Master, how much would it cost to take care of this problem?”

“Not a chance.”

I thought they said the master was a money-grubber. Why won’t she take my money?

She is, but she won’t take just any money!