The good news: Gu Huo transmigrated, got bound to a System, and received a black card with no spending limit.
The bad news: The System said the card could only be used after the Host "died."
Gu Huo: ??? You want a first-year college student like me to die? I haven't even held a girl's hand!
To stay alive, Gu Huo decided to be an insignificant nobody, waiting until he died of old age before becoming the richest man in the underworld.
Until the night of his first day at college, when a blood moon hung overhead and the supernatural game launched worldwide.
In the corridor, a red-clad female ghost snapped his neck.
Ding! Host death detected. The unlimited black card is now active! Current balance: ∞!
Gu Huo, revived at full health on the spot, looked at the stunned female ghost and flicked her a ten-million ghost-money note. "Go lick the corridor clean. If it isn't polished to a shine, I'll dock your performance bonus."
From then on, the supernatural world went completely off the rails.
For a two-hundred-yuan attendance bonus, the Headless Ghost found its head overnight and brought it back for Gu Huo to use as a bowling ball.
An S-rank Ghost King had its lair "hostilely acquired" by Gu Huo. Bankrupt, it was forced to wear a maid outfit and serve tea in his villa.
While human players risked death and sacrificed their lifespans in dungeons, Gu Huo set up "Supernatural Loans," "Underworld Pinduoduo," and "Underworld 007 Blessings."
The supernatural beings broke down in tears: "Please, stop! We've even mortgaged our underwear to you!"
The human players raged: "You were supposed to escape, and you came to the supernatural world to build a capitalist monopoly?!"
Gu Huo lit a cigarette, looked at the countless supernatural beings working behind him, and sighed:
"I'm not interested in money. I just want to give every supernatural being a warm home (that is, a job with no days off