Source Code Abyss: a Guide to the Gods of Global Programming

"Have you ever seen code that could send an intern to a mental hospital? Have you experienced a bug that could burn through a screen?" This is a world more terrifying than 996 overtime—— In 2045, 99% of human data will be stored in the quantum cloud. Everyone thought this was the ultimate victory of technological progress, but little did they know that the ancient Cthulhu gods were preparing to move in the deepest part of the data. Chen Mo, the most code-phobic patient at quantum-tech company, discovered a strange symbol hidden in the quantum host during an ordinary code review. The unknown truth: The Cthulhus have already digitized themselves and are using the network established by humans to reawaken! Use code comments to make interns cry Dispelling the Curse of Cthulhu through code refactoring Extracting God's Power from the Code of the Abyss Save the world with bug fixes! System? Doesn't exist! Plug-in? Unnecessary! I am the best code debugger myself! For the first time, the Cthulhu Mythos and programming are perfectly combined! People with code disorder are looking for hope in despair! This is a story about a code-obsessed programmer's path to becoming a god! PS: New author, please collect and comment! PPS: I am very free, so I will update twice a day!