Slay the Gods: I Heard Your Thoughts, Yingzi. Why Are You Blushing?

After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Li Qi’an gets a Mind-Voicing Snark System.

Every time he makes a snarky remark, there’s a chance he’ll trigger a reward.

In his previous life, Li Qi’an was known as a natural-born master of snark. This should be a piece of cake, right?

But then he discovers that when he makes snarky comments in his head, the other person can actually hear them!

That’s mortifying.

But so what?

Just because you can hear my thoughts, I’m supposed to stop making snarky comments?

Sorry, the more you can hear, the harder I’m going to go.

"Yingzi, there’s no way I’ll ever be henpecked. I’ll definitely be the head of the household!"

Hongying blushes with embarrassment and anger. “You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about?”

[Ding! Reward triggered! You obtained the conceptual divine Forbidden Object, the Three-Leaf Clover!]

[The definition of a kill: You just lifted both feet off the ground, didn’t you?]

"Old Zhao, take my advice. Don’t rush to use that Ghost God Summoning thing. I’ve got better medicine here, guaranteed to turn you into a man with a Forbidden Ruin…"

"…"

And so, even the dogs passing by get snarked at by Li Qi’an.

But you know what? Snarking in your head feels… pretty good?

And if you say it to someone’s face, and they hear it too, then… it feels even better?