Neither Daoist Nor Monk, I Kill, Burn, and Light the Sky Lantern

(Not an invincible protagonist story, enter at your own risk) [Multiple female leads] [Livestream] [Memes] [Comedy] [Easygoing] [Entertainment industry] [749 Bureau] [Eerie] [Decisive and ruthless] [Maoshan] [Miracle doctor] Buddhism and Daoism are sworn enemies? What does that have to do with me? Armed with a System, Zhang Yufu sets up a fortune-telling stall right outside a temple, dressed in a purple Celestial Master's robe and Livestreaming the whole thing! As more and more people come to Zhang Yufu for readings, the entire internet loses its mind. Netizens: “How can he help people find their wealthy fathers, missing for years?” Passerby: “He may look like a joke, but he really can tell things.” Monk: “Why are you looking at me? He insisted on telling fortunes outside my temple. What am I supposed to do?” Fellow practitioner: “You ask why I don't stop him, even though he's wearing a purple robe? He can actually fly with a sword!” Celebrity: “Master, can you tell me when I'll become famous?” Businessman: “Master, can you tell me when my business will finally turn around?” Zhang Yufu has this to say: One at a time, everyone. There's no need to rush! What? You want a reading without paying? Fine, but don't come crying to me when karma catches up with you! Think fortune-telling is all he can do? Couldn't be more wrong! He stands in the dead of night with a long blade in hand: a righteous outlaw! He wears the purple robe and bears a nation's fate: a Celestial Master! He storms into enemy territory alone: a hero! “The Eerie here are too strong? Your Daoist master is a professional!” Slay ghosts and slaughter gods, and prove my path to immortality!